We’ve been watching the “field” of “candidates” you’ve put forth to run for President of the United States. At first, we thought
Hey, it was funny, wasn’t it? We thought that the real candidates would be coming out soon.
Then the realization hit
What were you thinking?
Was it a contest?
I mean, really!
Were you on drugs?
It’s enough to drive us to drink!
Because, really this shouldn’t be your base