Happy New Year’s Eve!

A lot of people are getting ready to celebrate the New Year, and will be attending parties.  A word of warning for everyone, don’t drink and drive!

You’re probably going to end up in jail

Instead, take a cab, have a designated driver, or just walk home

While parties can be a lot of fun

Moderation is the key. Because drinking heavily causes you to first do stupid things

and then you really embarrass yourself

until finally you get religion

You’ll feel awful the next morning

But you may not remember what else you did

So please be careful, have a good time

And keep those New Years resolutions!

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8 responses to “Happy New Year’s Eve!

  1. Great stuff, Norbrook!

    Don’t let this happen to you:

  2. Bob

    Don’t have any fun pictures to offer, just a very Happy New Year and a thank you, Norbrook!

  3. Happy New Year, Norbrook, your pooties always amaze me. May your year be filled with happy surprises.

    The Religious Right promote the view that they are the Religion of the Land. Thankfully, not true.

    Here’s a NY weekend INVITATION, if you have some time this weekend and are interested, please join an open thread discussion on the topic

    “How does your Spiritual Outlook, Religious Faith or Lack Thereof inform your Politics.?”

    Hoping some of you will share, this is in response to a request the other night toward the end of the discussion on “Beautiful” on BWD.

    http://revgerry.wordpress.com/2011/01/01/open-thread-faith-and-politics/

  4. I’m slow to the party my friend, but then I am not much of a party kind of guy.

    Great post. I hope you have a great new year.