A lot of people are getting ready to celebrate the New Year, and will be attending parties. A word of warning for everyone, don’t drink and drive!
You’re probably going to end up in jail
Instead, take a cab, have a designated driver, or just walk home
While parties can be a lot of fun
Moderation is the key. Because drinking heavily causes you to first do stupid things
and then you really embarrass yourself
until finally you get religion
You’ll feel awful the next morning
But you may not remember what else you did
So please be careful, have a good time
And keep those New Years resolutions!